I give you...

...*drum roll*...

...THE POMATOMUS(ES)!!!

and a close up of the spiffy scallop pattern:

I think I should have had harsher lighting at a side angle to get a better picture of the pattern, but alas, I did not.

I was happily knitting along, and decided that this yarn, though it's varigated, didn't seem to hold to a pattern, so for the next sock I decided to not worry about it and just start wherever... either I was wrong... or the yarn changed (I like to blame the yarn, cause I'm never wrong, and if I were here, it would brake my spotless record)

Notice that zig that's zagging over there on the left sock?? *glare*

and it gets worse...

I know I've seen that Z somewhere... in a logo or something, but I can't place where...

Anybody else recognize this Z?! There's some sort of subliminal message going on there... *suspicious*

Mere coincidence you say? I think not!!